Well…..

I was going to rant off a list of why the Apple App Store iPhone and iPod Touch sucks Samsung AnyCall Land dust…

But then I came across this app:iTouch Star – Queen of Billiards App (app store link)

or as we call it here at Samsungish…

“The Lecherous Korean Billiard Girl App”

and to put it simply…

OMG!…. Its simply aaaammmaazzzing!!

I must say the “features” for this iPhone app are not only impressive, but its probably the finest example for iPhone Application description copywriting you’ll ever see…  ever. So, even the mighty Samsungish must bow down once to such powerful prose.

The features and tremendousness…ness…ness are too many to highlight… and it wouldn’t do it justice… so I leave you with a screen capture of the application description in the Apple app store (as of now).

We have transcribed it exactly below for posterity.

Be warned though…even a die hard Samsungish type will be tempted by run out and iPod up just to get this.

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APPLICATION DESCRIPTION

Now, you can meet with exclusive and fantastic Korean girls that you have never seen before through our application service. All our special contests made up of several theme sections will satisfy your requirement.  Our Application Service, ‘
iTouch Star’ made by professional photographers and best staff will upgrade your iPhone and iPod.  From this moment, Let’s indulge into the fascination of ‘
iTouch Star’ App-Service.

- A Hot Billiard Star wears Hot pants and Bikini
- A Beautiful Girl with barely any clothes
- Gorgeous body shape with sexual temptation
- Exclusive here, Cannot find these Pics anywhere

* Notes
Cha Yu-ram, the popular Korean billiard star who has just grown out of high school-girl shows her gorgeous body and glamour.  Her shooting with best photographers and staff has done in Senu, the Philippines, which is one of the the most famous and beaultful island in the world.  Enjoy her sexy and lecherous pictures now.

Do not compare with other web-pages or personal blog’s pictures. Best quality pictures are available in our application service. You problably feel that she is all along with you by having her pictures through our service which already had great success in Korean mobile market.

Make your own special iPone and iPod with these pictures.

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How do you NOT want to “indulge into the fascination” RIGHT NOW?

And yes, we are well aware this post may in fact, help Lecherous Korean Billiard Girl app rocket to the fame and fortune it obviously deserves… but so be it.

We are Samsungish!

We fear not the Billiard Star wearing Hot pants and bikini!

NO WE DON’T!!

But just for good measure, please enjoy these SAMSUNG LCD beautiful girl with gorgerous body shape with sexual temptation!  Enjoy her sexy and lecherous video now!

Thank you.